Interrogating Christmas

Wesker's next diabolical scheme to take over Christmas entailed him getting his hands on an elf. The one who'd made a fool of him the year before would do just as well. He would force it to tell him where Santa was hiding. Once he found the jolly old fool he'd install a self destruct button on his sleigh.
The merchant was no help. He stopped at every chimney, letting out a string of curse words in hopes that old St. Nick heard him. He was still bitter that Santa had given Leon a Chicago Typewriter for Christmas last year.